i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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