I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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