We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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