I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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