It's a beautiful day for a hangover
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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