I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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