Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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