I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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