Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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