Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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