let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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