I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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