I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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