do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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