shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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