I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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