He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
