is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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