using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
then he tried to convert me to islam
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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