bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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