rhymes with "ouble enetration"
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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