I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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