Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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