We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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