I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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