so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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