I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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