please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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