there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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