we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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