That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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