There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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