Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
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