This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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