Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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