I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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