we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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