shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
Randomize
