is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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