it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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