We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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