I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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