Where did you get a picture of my penis
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
