I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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