There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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