I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Even my vagina gasped.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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