you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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