He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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