would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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