I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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