I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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