in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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