Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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