Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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