Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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