why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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