your thong is hanging out like whoa
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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