the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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