so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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