So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Randomize
