And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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